To:

the man who controls almost half of Italy,

the man who loves women as sexual objects only,

the man who studies geography at LSE (Geography??? Seriously???),

the man who loves women as sexual objects only,

the man who claims he's Scottish,

the man who loves women as sexual objects only,

the man who has a red beard because some one told him it looks good on him,

the man who loves women as sexual objects only,

the man who calls everyone who disagrees with him as communists,

the man who loves women as sexual objects only,

the man who hates the monarchy but wouldn't mind being a dictator (if the perks were right),

the man who loves women as sexual objects only,

the man who's Beccalossi # 3,

the man who loves women as sexual objects only,

the man who has no social life outside facebook,

the man who loves women as sexual objects only,

the man who thinks the phrase, "You're such a horny girl..." will get him far with Indian women,

the man who loves women as sexual objects only,

the man who cannot decide on who he wants in a party full of women,

the man who loves women as sexual objects only,

the man who is most interesting,

and finally,

the man who loves women as sexual objects only,

and a man I've had the pleasure to have met and feel honored to be counted among his friends,

My best,

Always Yours,

Siddarth aka Siddy aka Beccalossi # 2